S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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