She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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