Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
my sisters under your porch take her home
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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