Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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