We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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