I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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