ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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