Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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