dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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