i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
