ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You ate ashes out of my bong
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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