sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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