Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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