it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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