Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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