I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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