Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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