I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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