white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It's just like the Real World with babies
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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