Can Purell be used as lube?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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