I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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