I don't think brook has ever known best
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
