my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Found the puke drawer
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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