I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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