i need an iv and a liver transplant
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
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Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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