TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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