Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
