I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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