So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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