I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
