soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Drunk is a universal language darling
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
