ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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