gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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