i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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