why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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