After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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