i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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