I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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