we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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