We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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