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Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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