: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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