white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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then he tried to convert me to islam
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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