you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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