Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Holy sore nipples Batman
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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