well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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