Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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