the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
it glows. i had to have it.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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