Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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