Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Randomize
