awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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