You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
